McChump HQ Midwest, August 2, 2001

Well, hey. It's a bit depressing to go through and toss out 17 years worth of junk from the desk at The Big Co., but on the other hand, no more putting up with That Sh!t, and we're free to do what we really like ... visiting Podunk tracks!

The spare change laying about the house has been gathered up, and taken to the bank for countin' up to provide a betting bankroll. $428.77. A toothbrush and a change of underwear have been packed, the raggedy Rand-McNally has been located and tossed in the front seat, and the ChumpMobile is full up with $1.67 BP/Amoco gas.

Free At Last tour, here I come!